Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Some of you may not know, but I am very scent sensitive. Many strong smells make me ill or can trigger a terrible headache. That being said you can appreciate my story all the more. I am not a fan of the smell of coffee, and several of my co-workers enjoy several cups everyday. I don't care if you like it and want to drink it but I am not a fan. I am also not familiar with the effects it can have on your breath. Apparently your mouth begins to smell like butt. So here is my story. Today at work, I was facing my desk and working on my computer. Right behind my desk there is a counter that holds my files and has a nice granite top on it. This is nice to spread papers out on and you are able to view all papers easily. A co-worker set a proposal on the counter and had his back to me. Suddenly there was a terrible odor and I thought he had passed gas at my desk. The smell did not go away, it was very disgusting. Then he said my name and asked me for help with the proposal. I stood and walked to where he was standing. He turned to talk to me and to my horror the smell was coming from his mouth. I fought the initial gag factor and took a step back. The odor was so strong I think I could actually see the smell seeping out of his mouth. It smelled like poo. I thought how can you not know that your breath smells like that? I helped him as quickly as I could and sent him on his way. I approached Ali and told her of the offencive odor, she had experienced this herself and explained the coffee breath to me. So for those of you who drink coffee, I suggest that you carry a travel toothbrush and paste with you at all times, otherwise your mouth will smell like poo.

5 comments:

Michelle said...

Wow! Thanks for the good laugh. Glad to see your blog. It makes me happy to see my family since I'm so far away!!!

J and C Fish Family said...

I had to laugh at your story. I haven't been fortunate enough to get to smell poop breath, but I LOVE the smell of coffee beans. I am glad that you started a blog. It's fun to read funny stories and what's going on since it's not very likely we'll all be together anytime soon. Keep up the blogging.
-Carol

Leah said...

Nice. Oh how I am jealous. The Poo breath sounds HORRID! I feel for you. Props to you for not gagging! Oh man. :)
I am so glad you started a blog! It is so great to keep in touch this way.

Leah said...

There should really be a warning on coffee packages, "Caution: Drinking this concoction may cause your breath to smell like butt and thus offend others greatly."

Maybe they could even put rubber bands on those white coffee filters so people could use them for gas masks.

Michelle said...

so what's up? where are some new posts? i check this thing every day!!!